Five Cholesterol Husbands – Part 1: What Is Your Pink/Purple Cholesterol Ratio?
Majid Ali, M.D.
This article is continued with Part 2 entitled “Cholesterol-Literate and Healing-Illiterate.”
Seven friends met for lunch. Pinky, one of the friends, wore a pink dress and took the seat at the head of the table. As drinks were served, one of the friends smiled at Pinky and said,
“Pinky, I saw your cop husband on Friday.”
“My husband is not a cop.” Pinky looked surprised.
“That’s odd Pinky,” another friend spoke. “I saw your mailman husband delivering mail on Saturday.”
“My husband is not a mailman,” Pinky said with a smile.
“This is becoming interesting,” the third friend chimed in. “Pinky, I’m sure I saw your priest husband delivering a sermon on Sunday. I do know what he looks like.”
“My husband is not a priest and I do not have three husbands,” Pinky replied, annoyed.
“Oh, my God! This is spooky,” the fourth friend began. “Honestly, Pinky, On Mondays, I was rushed to an emergency room and I saw your doctor husband there. He leaned on a stretcher, surrounded by nurses.”
“Are you nuts?” Pinky protested. “What’s with you today? Did someone put something in your drinks? My husband drives a truck. And I don’t have four husbands.” Pinky was exasperated.
“That’s not fair,” the fifth friend cried. “I have been looking for just one husband for years and you have four of them, Pinky.”
“Oh, shush.” Pinky snapped.
“I don’t know how to put it, Pinky,” the sixth friend began. “You’re already upset and I don’t want to make it any worse. But, honestly, I saw your gypsy husband on Tuesday. He was singing with a bunch of gypsies on the street. I am certain he was among them.”
“I have one husband,” Pinky screamed. “I have just one husband. I don’t have five husbands. Get it through your heads, you dumb broads.” Pinky picked up her handbag, shook her head in disgust, and stomped out.
Evolution, the Master Designer
Milk is a marvel of evolution. It has fat, protein, and sugar. Next time you see milk, try to find some fat droplets in it. You won’t find any. Why not? Blood also has fats, proteins, and sugar. Next time you have blood drawn for testing, try to find some fat droplets in it. You won’t find any. Not even with a microscope. Why not?
The answers to the above questions become simple when we learn how nature coats fats with proteins to make them mix well in watery fluids. That’s the elegant evolutionary design. Proteins dress fats, sometimes lightly and sometimes heavily. Fats float in the blood. When a blood sample is spun in a laboratory, fats bind to heavy proteins and are pulled down while fats coated by light proteins stay closer to the surface.
What Are Your Pink Cholesterol and Blood Purple Cholesterol Numbers?
What are your blood levels of pink cholesterol and purple cholesterol? What is your pink/purple cholesterol ratio? Please don’t tell me you do not know these levels. Didn’t your doctor do these tests? Did he tell give you your pink/purple ratio? Oh, please do not tell me that you have never heard about good pink and bad purple cholesterols? Okay, then let’s try this: Do you know your blood levels of black and yellow cholesterols? What is your black/yellow cholesterol ratio? Have you never heard about them either? What kind of doctor do you have? I mean doesn’t he know anything about adcvances in cholesterol science? In which country did he go to medical school anyway?
Good HDL Cholesterol and Bad LDL Cholesterol
Let me try something else. How about your good HDL cholesterol number? Or your bad LDL cholesterol number? You know them, don’t you? Didn’t your doctor do tests for them and congratulate you when your good and heavy HDL (high-density lipoprotein) was high and was not disappointed with your performance when your light LDL (low density lipoprotein) was low? At least he told you about your HDL/LDL ratio, right? I don’t think your doctor—for that matter any doctor—dare to defy the HDL/LDL gurus. He cannot be that hopelessly out of touch.
Now let us talk about your VLDL cholesterol. You do know what it stands for, don’t you? VLDL cholesterol is very low density cholesterol level. And while we are at it, why not also look into your small particle cholesterol number. You don’t what that is? Amazing! God, your doctor must have just jumped off some ship from a third-world country. Don’t you ever watch the TV? Or listen to radio? How could you go through a day without worrying about your small particles and large particles? Don’t you socialize? Don’t your friends go for lunch with you and talk about such health matters? Maybe a bunch of girlfriends?
Continued in Part 2 entitled “Five Cholesterol Husbands Part 2: Cholesterol-Literate and Healing-Literate”
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